Mind Over Glitter: House Mom Laurie's Sassy Strategies for Keeping Your Sanity Sparkling in the Strip Club Life
Hey there, my resilient rhinestone warriors—it's House Mom Laurie, your dressing room therapist with a side of tough love and tequila shots. In the whirlwind world of night shifts, neon lights, and nonstop hustling, maintaining good mental health isn't just a buzzword; it's your lifeline against burnout brighter than a faulty fog machine. Whether it's shaking off a bad tipper's vibe or dodging the emotional drain of judgmental vibes from all angles, your brain needs TLC like your favorite heels need resoling. But don't worry, we're not talking kale smoothies and silent retreats here—we're keeping it real, funny, and feasible for the fabulous night owl in you. Let's unpack some glitter-proof tips to keep your head high and your spirits higher.
Hey there, my resilient rhinestone warriors—it's House Mom Laurie, your dressing room therapist with a side of tough love and tequila shots. In the whirlwind world of night shifts, neon lights, and nonstop hustling, maintaining good mental health isn't just a buzzword; it's your lifeline against burnout brighter than a faulty fog machine. Whether it's shaking off a bad tipper's vibe or dodging the emotional drain of judgmental vibes from all angles, your brain needs TLC like your favorite heels need resoling. But don't worry, we're not talking kale smoothies and silent retreats here—we're keeping it real, funny, and feasible for the fabulous night owl in you. Let's unpack some glitter-proof tips to keep your head high and your spirits higher.
Hey there, my resilient rhinestone warriors—it's House Mom Laurie, your dressing room therapist with a side of tough love and tequila shots. In the whirlwind world of night shifts, neon lights, and nonstop hustling, maintaining good mental health isn't just a buzzword; it's your lifeline against burnout brighter than a faulty fog machine. Whether it's shaking off a bad tipper's vibe or dodging the emotional drain of judgmental vibes from all angles, your brain needs TLC like your favorite heels need resoling. But don't worry, we're not talking kale smoothies and silent retreats here—we're keeping it real, funny, and feasible for the fabulous night owl in you. Let's unpack some glitter-proof tips to keep your head high and your spirits higher.
Don't skimp on self-indulgence; it's not selfish, it's survival. Schedule "me" days like sacred stage slots: Bubble baths with bath bombs that pop like champagne, or hobby hours for painting, reading smutty novels, or whatever floats your sequined boat. Track your moods in a journal—spot patterns like "Full moon = full drama" and adjust accordingly. If things get murky, seek pro help without shame; I've hooked up more dancers with counselors than hookups in the champagne room. Remember, mental health hiccups happen to the best of us—treat 'em like a wardrobe malfunction: Fix it and flaunt on.
In the glittering grand finale, queens, prioritizing your mental health is the ultimate power move in this high-heels hustle. You've got the strength to slay stages and souls; now nurture that noggin to keep the magic alive. Turn potential breakdowns into breakthroughs, and watch how your vibe attracts the vibes you deserve. Stay sassy, stay strong, and sparkle through the storms.
Xoxo, House Mom Laurie (@housemomlaurie)
